Saturday, September 25, 2010

Garfield on the Oil Crisis

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. 
Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low.

The reason for that is purely geographical. ~~~ Our OIL is located in: ~~~ ALASKA ~~~ California ~~~ Coastal Florida ~~~ Coastal Louisiana ~~~ North Dakota ~~~ Wyoming ~~~ Colorado ~~~ Kansas ~~~ Oklahoma ~~~ Pennsylvania And Texas ~~~

Our dipsticks are located in DC Any Questions? NO? Didn't think So.